*Protector Of One*

What the fuck. Stop wishing she was straight. She’s never going to be so stop being a selfish bitch. All she wants is a little happiness, a little freedom to be who she really is. Stop trying to protect her from who she really is. She’s my girlfriend, i know her pretty damn well, and lets be honest, i’m not going anywhere. 

You start to realize how old you’re getting when one of your closest friends is posting pregnant pics on Facebook.

Okay, sorry, when I said I cried after sex i should have clarified. She didn’t hurt me, i just cried for no reason. 

Today I cried after sex. 

When i grow up i want to be Ellen.

Noelle will be here any minutes now:)))))
d4zed:

So relevant dude

d4zed:

So relevant dude

Lust

Lust

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